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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's a family guy

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That concludes our special
half-hour salute to the past 1,000 years.

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We leave you with a look back
at some of those we've lost this millennium. 

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Kevin asked me to Quagmire's
millennium party. I am so psyched.

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There's nothing like someone else's party.

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You never have to clean up the mess.

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Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, hey!

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Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, hey!

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Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, hey!

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Well, looks like someone's
going to a big party tonight.

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You should pick up a chicken-strip party
pack for all your friends. Here's a coupon.

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Look, pal, I don't take coupons
from giant chickens. Not after last time.

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Oh, yeah, and that nice chicken
outside gave me this coupon.

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I'm sorry. This has expired.

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You son of a...

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- I'm gonna need these by Friday.
- Will that give us enough time to...?

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Chicken... gave me a bad coupon.

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- Some other time, pal.
- There won't be any other time.

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The world is gonna end at midnight.

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- Y2K.
- Are you sellin' chicken or sex jelly?

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Haven't you heard? At midnight,
every computer in the world is gonna fail.

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Planes will fall out of the sky and all
the world's nuclear weapons will explode,

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- Annihilating the entire planet.
- No!

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Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.

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Damned long ears, tryin' to take Easter
away from Jesus. What were you sayin'?

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Hey, Peter, in case you didn't know,

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a balloon tied to a mailbox is the
international symbol for "party over here!"

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Forget the party. The world's gonna end.
Y2K. I heard it from a chicken-man.

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Oh, Peter, you are
the height of just-too-muchery.

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Laugh, but when you die,
you'll have to go to heaven.

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And you know what? I bet you run into those
two dead bailiff ladies from Night Court. 

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And you won't know which one is which.
And it'll be really awkward. So bite me.

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- Can you help me with these damned studs?
- Aren't you a little overdressed?

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Oh, actually,
I'm just stopping off at Quagmire's.

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There's a benefit gala
at the Boston Pops tonight, and...

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well, I'm trying to nail the flautist.

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Oh, Stewie, you're adorable.

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Yes, yes, I rather like the sash.
But do the Huggies make my ass look big?

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Peter, come on. You've had 1,000 years
to get ready for this party.

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It always takes him so long to get dressed.

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Peter, we're gonna be late for my cousin's
wedding. Aren't you dressed yet?

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Oh, crap. Well, one of us
is gonna have to change.

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Unzip me.

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- Where's your father?
- He's still down in the basement.

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Peter, you've been down there all day.
I hope they're already...

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Oh, my God!
The government is here. Run, ET, run!

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The end of the world is comin'.
Get in your radiation suits.

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We are not missing a once-in-a-lifetime event
because of some wacko doomsday theory.

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OK, OK. You know that one Christmas
present you really wanted, but didn't get?

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- A phone?
- A dead Lois?

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Yeah, well, it's in the basement.
Come on, let's go see.

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What the hell...? Peter,
if you wanna stay here, that's fine.

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But we're goin' to the party. Kids!

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- Honey, are you pregnant?
- No.

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Oh, dear me. Yes, yes, this is how
I wanted to enter the new millennium.

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Locked in a basement with imbeciles,
dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong.

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Thanks a lot. Right now I could be in Boston,
pretending I give a rat's ass about Vivaldi.

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- And I could be getting felt up by Kevin.
- Now don't you give it all away up front.

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Make him work for it.
And shame on you, Peter.

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Scarin' the kids with
your nuclear-holocaust nonsense.

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You said "nuclear". It's "nukular",
dumb idiot. The S is silent.

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It's almost midnight.

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We now go live to Asian reporter
Tricia Takanawa. Tricia, what can you tell us? 

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Quahog's fabled alabaster clam is about
to descend and usher in a new millennium.

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- Ten... nine... eight... seven...
- This is it.

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- Six... five... four...
- Hold on tight.

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...one... Happy New Year!

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- A flautist, Peter.
- Well, I hope you're happy.

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Come on, kids,
we can still make the party if we...

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Nice work. Very festive.

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Actually, each light represents
a missile launching by itself.

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The pattern is just a coincidence.

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Now that you mention it, the Y is
a bit misshapen. Still, it's pretty amazing.

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What the hell. Come here, Hillary.

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What'd I miss?

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Holy crap! Anybody else feel that?

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Good morning, family. Hey, Lois,
remember when I was the third Hardy Boy?

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Peter, there was no third Hardy Boy.

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Oh, really?
Just like there was no apocalypse?

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He shoots, he scores!

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OK, we were wrong about
the end of the world and you were right.

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- Can we please just drop it?
- It's just not fair.

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I finally get a date with Kevin,
and he gets vaporised.

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He's just using that as an excuse.

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Let's just be grateful we survived the
apocalypse healthy and mutation-free.

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- I said I can do it.
- Hey, shut up!

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- Oh, hey, Clevemire.
- That's Quagland.

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Quagland? Oh, you must be dreamin'.

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Not about kickin' your fat ass.

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Boys, please. You used to be so close.

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Sorry, Lois. We're both a little crabby on
account of the fact that neither one of us

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has had any food
since we got fused together.

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Well, we just finished off
what was left in the kitchen.

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When I think back on all the food
we've wasted in this house.

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Eat, Tom Selleck. Come on. Down the hatch.

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Come on. Hey, hey! None for you, Higgins.

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Tryin' to steal Tom Selleck's food.

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No. No. You've had yours.

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Thank goodness Peter bought a huge supply
of dehydrated meals before the blast.

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Peter, whaddaya doin'?
You just ate a year's worth of food.

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What a waste of money. I'm still hungry.

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Everyone leave. I have to poop.

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Now!

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Well, so much for finding food
at the Stop 'N Shop.

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It figures. The one time I remember
my value-club card.

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Wait a minute, I smell barbecue.

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So, whaddaya think, Diane?
Can I cook or what?

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Delicious, Tom. I guess
we should be eating her with chopsticks.

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Oh, my God. They're eating
Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa.

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That's crazy. They're just
gonna be hungry again in an hour.

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Come on, Woody.
We're gonna search for food.

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- Sorry, Chris, the plant can't come.
- It's his best friend.

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Lois, it'll just be another mouth to feed.
I'll take care of Woody, son.

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What was that?

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- Nothing. Let's go.
- Go where?

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If there's no food in Quahog,
why should there be food anywhere else?

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Lois, everyone knows there are only two
things that can survive a nukular holocaust:

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cockroaches and Twinkees.
And there's a Twinkee factory in Natick.

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- Twinkees?
- Yeah, I saw a story about 'em on A&E.

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And now, back to A&E's biography:
Twinkee the Kid.

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It was difficult for Twink
to play with other children. 

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He was different. He was definitely... 

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He had no bones, 
and he couldn't really play any sports. 

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- That's why we got him the lasso. 
- Yeah. 

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He's spend hours in the back yard
playing Wonder Woman. 

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- He's gonna kill me. 
- He loved that lasso. 

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He... Not as much as the baton. 

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But, uh... we put a stop to the baton. 

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He... he was different enough, you know. 

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We gotta get to that factory
and we'll have all the food we need.

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Well, goodbye sweet home.
Maybe someday we'll return.

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- Hey, Joe, can you keep an eye on the place?
- I might as well. I'm melted to the ground.

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There you go.
These oughta keep the rats away.

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Thanks. Stay in school.

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Bring it on!

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Look, Peter, people.

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- Halt.
- Uh-oh.

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I am Jorad. I and my band
of highway warriors control this territory.

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- Do you have food?
- No, that's why we're on the road.

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Then you may not pass
until you answer the following question:

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Name something you'd take on a picnic.

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- A blanket.
- Potato salad.

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- A dead Lois?
- OK, we're gonna go with potato salad.

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Show me potato salad.

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Maybe we should go now.

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- Aw, jeez. Outta gas!
- Hey, Dad, look.

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Well, howdy, strangers.
You look plumb tuckered.

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- Like to sit a spell?
- Actually, we are tired.

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- And hungry.
- Well, we got plenty o' room here.

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- And all the fresh apples you can eat.
- Oh, Peter, we found a new home.

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- We're goin' to Natick.
- For what?

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A Twinkee factory
that might not even exist any more?

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She's right. Besides, this place is paradise.

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- Sure is, except for Randy Newman.
- Randy Newman?

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Yep. Just sits there all night and day,
singin' about what he sees.

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Fat man with his kids and dog

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Drove in through the morning fog

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Hey, there, Rover

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Come on over

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Well, it's nice to have music while we eat.

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Red-headed lady

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Reachin' for an apple

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Gonna take a bite

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Uh, no, no

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She's gonna breathe on it first

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Wipes it on her blouse

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She takes a bite

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Chews it once

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Twice, three times

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Four times

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Stops

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Saliva working

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Takes a long, hard look at Randy

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Five times

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Fat, old husband walking over

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Let's get the hell outta here.

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They're walking down the road

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Left foot, right foot

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Left foot, right foot

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Left...

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Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot

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Please, Chris, Mommy's got
a very big headache. Stop it!

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Thank you, sweetie.
Now, Peter, we've gotta find some food.

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Oh, my God. Look!

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It's Natick.

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There's no factory?

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Oh, very good, fat man.

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We've followed the pied piper to the gates
of oblivion and look what it's brought us.

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We're finished. We're done.

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Game over, man. Game over.

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- Dammit!
- Get outta that nuclear waste.

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Who knows what animals have been in there?

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It's about damn time.

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Oh, words...

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Should've sent a poet.

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- There's enough food to last us for ever.
- We're saved. You were right.

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We can settle down here and
build a house just like we had in Quahog.

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Yeah, and we can build a mall
so I have a place to hang out.

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And two Denny's, so we can say "Let's not
go to that one. Let's go to the good one."

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We can dig Joe out of the driveway

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and we can build a community
just like the one we had.

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No, we'll build a better one.
I hereby proclaim this city New Quahog.

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Well, this isn't very good, now, is it?

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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- Guess who?
- Stop it, Chris.

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Wrong!

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Oh, wait. Did you say "Chris"?

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Stewie, time for breakfast!

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Did you wash your tentacles?
My big, handsome boy.

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What the devil are you talking about?

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I'm repugnant.
I'm a radio-bloody-active freak.

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Yeah, I fold. Hey, come on.
Let's go home and get tender with your wife.

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I don't know, Quagmire. Lovemaking
with Loretta has somehow lost its intimacy.

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All right.

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Excuse me, Mr Mayor. We have an outsider
who wishes to join our community.

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Welcome to my fair city.

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If you wanna become a citizen,
you have to get a job.

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- Before the disaster, I was a physician.
- That's terrific. We need a doctor.

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We sure do. Let's hope you get it.

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Now, pick a job out of the hat.

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Ah, village idiot. That's a good one.

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On Tuesdays you get to
wave your penis at traffic.

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Congratulations.

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Maybe we shoulda just let him be a doctor.

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No. These are the rules of New Quahog.

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That's how everyone else got their jobs.

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Go!

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You see, Doc, my back tooth is killin' me.

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And things have worked out fine so far.

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Peter, no offence, but that's
because we all pitched in.

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- We've built schools and hospitals.
- Not to mention the theatre.

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But when I saw the movie,

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it looked like Audrey Hepburn
not only didn't have breakfast at Tiffany's,

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she hadn't eaten anything in a year.

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I'm such a bitch.

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We have everything we need.
And no crime, no guns, no pollution.

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Brian's right.
We've left ourselves defenceless.

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- Guys, we need to make some guns.
- Guns? Guns only lead to trouble.

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And when that trouble happens,
we'll blow its freaking head off.

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Without guns, how would our forefathers
have settled their differences?

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Eight, nine, ten.

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And turn.

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Honey, Mommy's making you
some new feetie pyjamas.

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And look, it has a little trap door
for when you gotta make inky.

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I'll show you inky.

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- Let's see if they fit, hm?
- Never! Eugh.

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Ha, ha, ha, look at me! I'm Fred Astaire.

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- Aaah!
- Gotcha.

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Oh, you are gettin' heavy.

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I'll have your father flood the basement,
so you can get more exercise.

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Yes, yes. I do seem
to have gained a bit of girth.

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Actually, my gullet seems to be rumbling.

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There we are. Oh, I say. I've laid an egg.

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That wasn't so bad. I don't know what
these women are always complaining about.

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Attention, New Quahogians.

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Today, my vision for our future comes true.

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A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass.

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Put that away. Where did you get
the metal for all those guns?

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Recycling. I used the pipes
from our irrigation system.

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Are you crazy?
You destroyed all our water pipes?

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We don't need guns. We need food and water.

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I have a canker sore on my lip,
and I keep pokin' at it with my tongue,

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- But that's only makin' it worse.
- There's a reason I'm in charge here.

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I'm the one who knew the world was
gonna end and found the Twinkee factory.

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- And I gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez.
- That's nothing to be proud of.

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Don't be stupid.
She speak good and everything.

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- Let's get him outta here!
- Throw him out!

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Wait! We can work this out!

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I haven't been thrown outta any place
since I was a counsellor at the bulimia clinic.

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Aw, man. Did anybody else throw up
after eatin' that fish last night?

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- That's the last of 'em.
- Good riddance.

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What the hell would we ever need guns for?

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Victory is ours!

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Quick, grab the guns! They're our only hope.

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You remember the other day you were
asking me what the definition of irony was?

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And I said...

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Honey, I'm sorry I got us
kicked outta New Quahog.

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I guess nobody really needs guns.
I'm not always right after all.

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Oh, Peter, hearing you say that almost
makes it worth havin' the world blown up.

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Where are we gonna go?

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I hear there's a Carvel factory in Framingham.

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All right! Fudgie the Whale, and Cookie Puss,

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and Cookie O'Puss,
and Nutty the Chocolate Ghost.

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Come on, everybody. Let's sing a song.

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Oh. Uh... Left foot, right foot.

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Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot.

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- Bobby.
- Good morning.

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Oh, Bobby, I just had the weirdest dream.

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I dreamt I saw
the strangest episode of Family Guy, 

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and there was a giant chicken
and Stewie was an octopus.

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Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now.

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It's all right. Everything's going to be OK.

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What's Family Guy? 

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Visiontext Subtitles:
Marisa Castle de Joncaire

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